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Entrepreneur Combs Resident Advisor Forums To Recruit Consultants For Tech House Themed Restaurant

Entrepreneur Combs Resident Advisor Forums To Recruit Consultants For Tech House Themed Restaurant

CHICAGO -  Two years ago, Brian Wilms graduated from DeVry community college in Chicago, moving forward with a degree in Business Administration and a passionate hunger to start his own business. Over the last twenty-four months, Brian has saved the majority of his wages as an IT call centre representative [...]

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Unreleased Boards of Canada Seven-Inch Discovered Beneath Feces At Dog Park

Unreleased Boards of Canada Seven-Inch Discovered Beneath Feces At Dog Park

EDINBURGH — Since the secretive release of a new Boards of Canada 12″ record was discovered at a record store in New York, the cryptic electronic duo have been releasing bits and pieces of mysterious material, including a password-protected website and snippets of music on BBC and NPR. The duo [...]

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LONDON — “They fucked us, they really fucked us,” says Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke in a new interview with Rolling Stone about his new supergroup, Atoms For Peace. “ does this to us every time, we should be number one in the world right now, not Bruno Mars.” Yorke cites [...]

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IBM Supercomputer Watson To Launch DJ Career

IBM Supercomputer Watson To Launch DJ Career

NEW YORK — The developers behind Watson, IBM’s Jeopardy-winning supercomputer, have recently announced plans to introduce the intuitive learning machine to the art of DJing. Watson, who is already being represented by public relations and artist management firm the Agency Group, will be programmed to apply his existing algorithms to [...]

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Will.I.Am Berates Former Manager For Telling Him Billboard Awards Were Halloween Themed

Will.I.Am Berates Former Manager For Telling Him Billboard Awards Were Halloween Themed

LAS VEGAS — “Sometimes one plus one equals more than two,” confusingly proclaimed Ne-Yo and Wiz Khalifa as they shifted the focus of attention from themselves to the live performance from Justin Bieber and Will.I.Am at the 2013 Billboard Awards. From the moment the cameras panned over to the stage [...]

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Sample Of The Week: Snare Drum

Sample Of The Week: Snare Drum

Snare drum has been a pivotal sound in music since the beginning of time. Gregorian monks first used snare drums in their chants for the lord shortly after inventing singing and polyphony. While historians date this first use of the drum to 930 A.D., it wasn’t until the 1900s that [...]

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‘Vinyl Purist’ Identified As Primary Suspect In Slaying Of 22-year-old Traktor DJ

BERLIN - Police have identified 36-year-old Johannes Van der Burgh as the primary suspect in Friday night’s gruesome nightclub slaying of 22-year-old Polish DJ Mark Borowski. Van der Burgh — who was apprehended after police received several key leads from eyewitness testimony — confessed to the murder. He added to [...]

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Tech Review: Native Instruments’ Glockenspiel

Tech Review: Native Instruments’ Glockenspiel

With complex new musical and technological devices being released so frequently, it’s easy to get caught up in the hype surrounding small technical details of instruments that are often trivial luxuries designed to sell a product as opposed to improve the ability of the device to make music. Glockenspiel, a [...]

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Power Outage Causes Modular Synth Enthusiast To Lose Patch He Had Been Programming For Months

Power Outage Causes Modular Synth Enthusiast To Lose Patch He Had Been Programming For Months

MONTREAL — To say that Quebec-based gear head René LeBlanc has developed a deep love for the intricacies of programming and patching the many units that make up his modular synthesizer would be an understatement. After losing his job as a sales associate for Canadian telecommunications giant Rogers, LeBlanc devoted [...]