News

Unreleased Boards of Canada Seven-Inch Discovered Beneath Feces At Dog Park

Unreleased Boards of Canada Seven-Inch Discovered Beneath Feces At Dog Park

EDINBURGH — Since the secretive release of a new Boards of Canada 12″ record was discovered at a record store in New York, the cryptic electronic duo have been releasing bits and pieces of mysterious material, including a password-protected website and snippets of music on BBC and NPR. The duo [...]

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News

Thom Yorke Does Not Deny Purchasing Bruno Mars Album

LONDON — “They fucked us, they really fucked us,” says Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke in a new interview with Rolling Stone about his new supergroup, Atoms For Peace. “ does this to us every time, we should be number one in the world right now, not Bruno Mars.” Yorke cites [...]

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News

IBM Supercomputer Watson To Launch DJ Career

IBM Supercomputer Watson To Launch DJ Career

NEW YORK — The developers behind Watson, IBM’s Jeopardy-winning supercomputer, have recently announced plans to introduce the intuitive learning machine to the art of DJing. Watson, who is already being represented by public relations and artist management firm the Agency Group, will be programmed to apply his existing algorithms to [...]

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News

Will.I.Am Berates Former Manager For Telling Him Billboard Awards Were Halloween Themed

Will.I.Am Berates Former Manager For Telling Him Billboard Awards Were Halloween Themed

LAS VEGAS — “Sometimes one plus one equals more than two,” confusingly proclaimed Ne-Yo and Wiz Khalifa as they shifted the focus of attention from themselves to the live performance from Justin Bieber and Will.I.Am at the 2013 Billboard Awards. From the moment the cameras panned over to the stage [...]

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Reviews

Daft Punk – Random Access Memories

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

Easily one of the most anticipated and hyped albums of 2013, the title of Daft Punk’s newest album, Random Access Memories, might lead one to believe that the music contained within is as powerful as the computer hardware that inspired it. While the power of RAM has roughly doubled every [...]

May 22, 2013 ×

Sample of the Week

Sample Of The Week: Snare Drum

Sample Of The Week: Snare Drum

Snare drum has been a pivotal sound in music since the beginning of time. Gregorian monks first used snare drums in their chants for the lord shortly after inventing singing and polyphony. While historians date this first use of the drum to 930 A.D., it wasn’t until the 1900s that [...]

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News

‘Vinyl Purist’ Identified As Primary Suspect In Slaying Of 22-year-old Traktor DJ

BERLIN - Police have identified 36-year-old Johannes Van der Burgh as the primary suspect in Friday night’s gruesome nightclub slaying of 22-year-old Polish DJ Mark Borowski. Van der Burgh — who was apprehended after police received several key leads from eyewitness testimony — confessed to the murder. He added to [...]

May 22, 2013 ×

Tech Reviews

Tech Review: Native Instruments’ Glockenspiel

Tech Review: Native Instruments’ Glockenspiel

With complex new musical and technological devices being released so frequently, it’s easy to get caught up in the hype surrounding small technical details of instruments that are often trivial luxuries designed to sell a product as opposed to improve the ability of the device to make music. Glockenspiel, a [...]

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News

Power Outage Causes Modular Synth Enthusiast To Lose Patch He Had Been Programming For Months

Power Outage Causes Modular Synth Enthusiast To Lose Patch He Had Been Programming For Months

MONTREAL — To say that Quebec-based gear head René LeBlanc has developed a deep love for the intricacies of programming and patching the many units that make up his modular synthesizer would be an understatement. After losing his job as a sales associate for Canadian telecommunications giant Rogers, LeBlanc devoted [...]

May 21, 2013 ×

Videos

eHow’s Guitar Tutorials Teach How To Play Like Slash In Seconds

eHow’s Guitar Tutorials Teach How To Play Like Slash In Seconds

A series of new online guitar tutorials from eHow promise to teach aspiring guitar players to play like a variety of famous guitarists who spent years practicing their respective styles before making it big. A simple transcript of the first video from this series sufficiently explains to viewers how to [...]

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News

Deadmau5 Admits He Was High When He Criticized Madonna’s Drug Referencing

Deadmau5 Admits He Was High When He Criticized Madonna’s Drug Referencing

MIAMI — Earlier today, Joel Zimmerman — a.k.a Deadmau5 — announced publicly that he was under the influence of a mixture of cocaine and MDMA when he verbally attacked American pop icon Madonna online for referencing ‘Molly’ at a concert in Miami in 2012. “I was just peaking on the [...]

May 20, 2013 ×

Features

Global Radio Audience Officially Reduced To Commuters Stuck In Traffic

Global Radio Audience Officially Reduced To Commuters Stuck In Traffic

It’s no secret that radio audience size has been declining rapidly over the last decade. Recently, a new study from researchers at the University of Michigan has confirmed what many have been speculating; that these numbers have been drastically reduced to the demographic of human beings who spend hours of [...]

May 20, 2013 ×